…my longest short story yet! It’s juuust over 4,000 words, so I really should change the “What Is SAS Fiction” blurb that claims my word count ranges from 300 to 1800.
While I’m busy polishing off the rough edges (don’t worry; I’ll leave a few flaws so you can read them and be all like “Whaaaaaaaaaat?” and “Oh, no she di’in’t!” and “Holy monkey in a jockstrap!”), you can amuse yourselves with the following:
A Roman candle is neither Roman, nor a candle. Discuss.